Dear Pungents, I just saw you on Speakers Corner… I want a pun about – YOUR MOTHER! ~Mark, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
1) “Your mother’s so stew-pita [stupid], she runs a soup + falafel place!”
2) “Your mother’s so ogle-y [ugly], she looks at other men!”
3) “Your mother’s sofa-@ [fat], she has her own couch website!”
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Loading...Dear Pungents, I would like a chortle-worthy comment for writing on a watermelon, for use in a catapult. ~Tim, Nelson, New Zealand
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “We’re getting melon-evil [medieval] on your ass!”
2) “It’s a fruit-d’etat!”
3) “I’ll seed you in mel!” [I’ll see you in hell?… ouch]
4) “Spit-fire? I bet you never seed this coming!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ron from Toronto:
I laughed so hard at your recent puns that I hurt my neck. I guess it was a case of quip-lash.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ron from Toronto:
Did you know that people tend to tell worse puns as they get older? That’s why we call them groan-ups.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I’m looking for something witty for a swim team t-shirt. Ideas? ~Molly, Portland, Oregon
AS THE PUNGENTS SEE IT:
1. “Strokin it hard – We’re the breast!”
2. Freestylin’
3. “No Spitzing in the pool”
4. “I pity the pool!” (Mr. T image/voice needed)
5. All Goggley-Eyed
6. “We ain’t lane down for nobody.”
7. Chlorus Girls
8. Chlorine Dream
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I’m a grad student at the U of T Institute for Aerospace Studies, and our Aerospace Student Association needs a punny slogan to put on the back of this year’s shirts for sale. Some great puns are in order. As an example, last year’s was ‘Get high the Wright way‘. Thanks Gents! ~Marc, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1. “ASA: proudly following the teachings of Aileron Hubbard.”
2. “We never blow our fuselage.”
3. “Insert slogan here [space permitting].” (play on words)
4. “Aerospace: it’s uplifting.” (pow)
5. “We’re always raising a flap.” (pow)
6. “ASA: give us a party, and we’ll rocket.”
7. “Practice safe treks. Always use a rudder.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ron from Toronto:
There’s a new service on cable-TV featuring the Toronto Star and Globe
and Mail. It’s on paper-view.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
When the writers of the Declaration of Independence realized their septic tank had overflowed, they immediately put quill to paper and came up with “We hold these turds to be self-effluent…”
“Morning constitutional?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When birds play baseball, it’s easy to tell who’s pigeon.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
If the nomination of Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court of the U.S. falls through, she might get a job as a corporate attorney for a hotel chain. If that happens, we might see the following headline:
“Marriott hires Harriet Miers“
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