I chewed too much tobacco so I switched to sore gum.
anatomy
The pun about the man with the world’s longest shin? I’ll finish it tomorrow. Tibia continued…
Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.
Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.
Wet t-shirt contests make good areola-tee television.
When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
Siamese Twins are just like you and me. When they make mistakes, they do their best to co-rectum.
If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?
The jolly fat man spoke with great jelloquence.
Which country has the most women? The China.

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