When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.
anatomy
What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.
The go go dancer was fired for a legged incompetence.
If you get your private parts stuck in your zipper, you can call 1-800-CAUGHT-JUNK.
The woman stuck a pole up a Swedish guy’s behind. That’s how she got Sven aerial disease.
Dolly Parton charmed me into watching the Winter Games. I was boobs led.
The proctologist’s favourite baseball player? A. Pujols
I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.
Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
When Hermione reached puberty, all the kids at Hogwarts called her Hairy Pooter.

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