Lung, lung o’ goo, I gave up smoking.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do eunuch actors get paid at the cast rate?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...People who want to reverse their breast enhancements seriously need to get their prior titties straight.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...People who don’t use deodorant are threatening the b-o-sphere. Which is dangerous, because that’s all that separates us from odour space. I mean, they’ve already destroyed the nose-zone layer!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Does a florist who goes bankrupt get a vasectomy?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Ophthalmology puns make me glassy eyed. I don’t like vitreous humor.
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