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07/08/2024

Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.

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07/02/2024

Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

07/01/2024

Eye puns aren’t really puns. They’re optical allusions.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

06/29/2024

Anyone who can remove unsightly leg veins is varicose to my heart.

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06/28/2024

I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

06/17/2024

When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

06/14/2024

I was surprised when my brain surgeon requested a urine sample. I replied ‘Why does my pia mater?’

And I was quite dejected after they removed my frontal lobes. I wanted nothing but to sulci around the house.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

06/09/2024

Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

06/07/2024

Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

06/04/2024

What do roads and butt cracks have in common: asphalt.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)