When Hermione reached puberty, all the kids at Hogwarts called her Hairy Pooter.
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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A dog with a big nose, aka a schnozzer.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I broke my leg dancing. My new nickname is Saturday Night Femur.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There was a lineup at the women’s restroom, and they were so upset there was talk of revolution, ie a queue des twats.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did the bitter former sound-effects technician lose his hair?
Because he was an ex-foley hater!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I wanted to be an organ donor, but the doctors never de-livered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you’re skin is pale, now is the time to go to Florida.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I saw some large proboscises in Baghdad. It gave me Iraq nose phobia.
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