Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.
business
The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
In the coming apocalypse, which corporation will rule?
Amazombie.
I was picked to clean the floor of a slaughterhouse. It was like winning the sweep steaks.
If you get your private parts stuck in your zipper, you can call 1-800-CAUGHT-JUNK.
Is my business just a cover for the Mafia? I take a front to that.
Heather Reisman’s monopoly on the Canadian book market fills me with !ndigo-nation!
Florists work for peonies.
New Coke was a disaster, but rolling it out across the whole world was a good example of cola aberration.
Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.

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