Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
clothes
I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
The first sewing machine was made possible by a power serge.
Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
A chivalrous knight wears nice clothes: Mine is a suede of armoir.