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10/29/2023

A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

10/04/2023

She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

04/17/2023

The inventor of women’s underwear should be in our panteon of heroes.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

11/18/2022

I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)