When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
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(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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‘Tis More Rigor ous.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Graverobbers get up to a lot of skulldiggery.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Any species extinction is a genuscide.
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