Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
death
Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?
‘Tis More Rigor ous.
Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
Graverobbers get up to a lot of skulldiggery.
Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
Any species extinction is a genuscide.
The worst way to be crucified? Die agonyly.
Hear about the executioner who preferred to work at night? He used gallow in the dark technology.


