Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?
Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies.
(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)Loading...Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?
‘Tis More Rigor ous.
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