Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?
death
When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?
‘Tis More Rigor ous.
Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
Graverobbers get up to a lot of skulldiggery.
Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
Hear about the executioner who preferred to work at night? He used gallow in the dark technology.
Landing a Star Trek cameo before I die will let me Chekov an item on my bucket list.


