The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the bold new killer?
Emphasisema.
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Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Getting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Foreigners weren’t allowed in the cemetery because they could only inter nationals.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?
Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.
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