After a long drive your joints may stiffen and you could get carthritis.
diseases
Catching swine flu is a porcine of health.
Which bacterial illness is often caught by celebrities?
A-listeriosis.
When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
Amputees would love to revolt, and form a nolegarchy. But they refuse to rise up! [… at least they contribute to the noleg economy]
True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.
Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
Canadians are alcoholics. They all belong to Eh Eh.
Lepers love free software. Especially if it’s open sores.