I have a weakness for Japanese soup. Guess that makes me a misochist.
ethnic groups
I was kicked in the balls by a Cockney.
Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.
Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox
Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.
Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.
What’s the side effect of eating at a Jewish bakery? Challah toasts is.
Polish cooking has its ups and downs; its highlights and its lowlights; its apogees and its perogies.
I don’t feel hungry when I see a Belgian waffle; I feel absolutely Flemished!
I need an Italian to paint my ceiling. I might call Angelo.
The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”