Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.
ethnic groups
Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.
Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox
I have a weakness for Japanese soup. Guess that makes me a misochist.
Some say that Germans have no emotions, because they are from the planet Vulcan. Spocken Sie Deutsche?
The Chinese cannibal bit off more than he could Chiu.
Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.
If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
Communicating with the deaf is easier than learning Chinese, just ask a Signologist.
Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.


