There’s nothing quite like a South Pacific vacation: seven days in Jakarta makes me week Indonesia.
geography
Are there racists in Switzerland?
Yes. For example: the Cuckoo-Clocks Clan.
Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.
Some politicians are in the pocket of the mapmakers lobby, and other spatial interest groups.
I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.
Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt.
Indian raitas pen a lot of naan-fiction. They unfold at a curried paste. I like to sit down in Mahal and read them. I got so engrossed the last time when my mom was leaving the house I didn’t even wish her ‘Mum, bai.’ Lucky she left me a deli sandwich. I Vishnu could read them all, but in India, of these books, they ban galore.
Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.
Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox
The trees are haunted in Eritrea.
People in Luxembourg are huge fans of d’Coque.


