You can accumulate a lot of possessions in Mauritania.
geography
We know there are big-breasted women in Africa, because that’s the only place where there are zebras.
What did the spore from Romania say to the urinating man?
“I’m yeast and yer a-peein’!”
Haven’t been to Barcelona? That’s painful. You’ve Gaudi go!
No more tasteless puns about Maritimers. A newf is a newf!
In the 1980s, incredible basketball talent was found in a man, Jordan.
I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.Â
When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”
People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.

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