Haven’t been to Barcelona? That’s painful. You’ve Gaudi go!
geography
No more tasteless puns about Maritimers. A newf is a newf!
In the 1980s, incredible basketball talent was found in a man, Jordan.
I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.
When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”
People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.
Where are there the most wedding dress shops? A: Aisle of White.
The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.
Good-looking women are not what they seem, in Belarus.

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