After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...I always get lost driving on New Year’s eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
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