Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
Most people can’t write poetry. They should leave it to the prose.
George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.
There’s a tavern where people write poems on blackboards, aka the Chalk-lit Bar.
Dear Pun Gents, we are holding a charity book event on Friday and need ideas for table names. We are naming each table with a pun on an author name e.g. The Wilde Things. Do you have any suggestions? ~Anne, Romsey, Hampshire, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
Thoreau bred horses.
NED: In Shakepeare’s Merchant of Venison, Shylock offers to sell Antonio a pound of flesh.
ED: Oh deer.
When Sherlock saw the disemboweled murder victim’s coiled intestines, he said to Watson, “Alimentary, my dear.”