Prison novels have their prose and cons.
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Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
In his college days, Einstein had a psychedelic dream about hobbits being struck by lightning. He awoke and proclaimed to the world this discovery – of the Frodo-electric effect.
How did Ayn Rand describe her husband when he traded his fedora for a toupee?
“Hatless, rugged.”
The dyslexic Classicist thought Homer’s OCD was a mess.
George Eliot‘s parents knew she would be a novelist. Because as a child, she was a tomeboy.
True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.
Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?
Of Mycenaean Men.

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