I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
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Eminem owns two pipelines in Central Asia:
- Gas Uzbek
- ‘Stan
(what about Sallim Zashadi)?
Do violinists sleep around?
Yes, they straddle various.
Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
I gave up my jazz career to marry a cosmetic surgeon. Now I play the sacks o fun.
Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
Acts of violins are committed by in fiddles.
What the maestro said when the orchestra player sneezed: “Bassoonteit!”
Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
Writing a symphony is a draw note process.

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