There are a lot of belles at the pealer bar. You’ll always have a good chime.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...When I lent some Robert Smith CDs to my friend the soprano, it was as though I’d found The Cure for cantor.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which hit single was potentially libellous? “Calumny Maybe.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I could never have predicted the success of Geddy Lee and Rush. But then again, I’m no progrocksticator.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s Phil Knight’s favourite music?
Sole.
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