I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
music
Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.
I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
Eminem owns two pipelines in Central Asia:
- Gas Uzbek
- ‘Stan
(what about Sallim Zashadi)?
Do violinists sleep around?
Yes, they straddle various.
Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
How would you describe most songs about farts?
Quite smell odious.
I gave up my jazz career to marry a cosmetic surgeon. Now I play the sacks o fun.
Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
Don’t hang around musicians. They’re either cymbal-minded lyres or drum-soaked sax maniacs.