NED: I’ve lost the ability to post in my online journal.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Writer’s blog!
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...Ned and Ed
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
(6 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Joe Malignant is no longer my friend.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – he’s always spreading tumours about me!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’ve figured out a way to generate electricity—from sheep farts!
ED: Really? I never thought it could be done.
NED: Ass watt ewe stink!
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...NED: I don’t take a lichen to flammable loam.
ED: What the hell are you talking about.
NED: Well – it just doesn’t pass the lit moss test!
ED: Stupidest pun ever.
NED: Was it too grass for you?
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