Do watch repairmen work over time?
occupations
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
Light bulb designers aren’t too bright. You always have to filament.
The retired earthquake expert began a new career as a construction consultant specializing in large shopping centers. He was known as the world’s foremost sizemallogist.
The butcher with leftover bits of carcass was struggling to make ends meat. I never sausage effort; it was offally hard work.
Dentists are so primal. They’re in touch with their inner enamel.
Arsonists are blazey people.
Steamroller operators tend to flatter.
Hear about the dentist and his evil twin?
They were molar opposites!
When faced with two different career paths, a window washer will always choose the ladder.

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