Hear about the dentist and his evil twin?
They were molar opposites!
occupations
When faced with two different career paths, a window washer will always choose the ladder.
Gays in the lumberjack industry? It’s ‘don’t axe, don’t fell.’
The carpenter’s house was his pride and joist. He said that building it was a sawdust-flying endeavour. Have you ever beam to saw it? Truss me, it’s worth it. It’s in Bevelry Hills, in a dark wood.
Do dictionary salesmen take a vow of sell-ABC?
A tire salesman must have an inflated sense of self worth, and be willing to live a pneumatic life.
Name for a men-only massage therapy clinic: Backs Treat Boys.
Urinal lot cleaning toilets.
Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.