The butcher with leftover bits of carcass was struggling to make ends meat. I never sausage effort; it was offally hard work.
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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Dentists are so primal. They’re in touch with their inner enamel.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Arsonists are blazey people.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Steamroller operators tend to flatter.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the dentist and his evil twin?
They were molar opposites!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When faced with two different career paths, a window washer will always choose the ladder.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Gays in the lumberjack industry? It’s ‘don’t axe, don’t fell.’
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The carpenter’s house was his pride and joist. He said that building it was a sawdust-flying endeavour. Have you ever beam to saw it? Truss me, it’s worth it. It’s in Bevelry Hills, in a dark wood.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Do dictionary salesmen take a vow of sell-ABC?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...A tire salesman must have an inflated sense of self worth, and be willing to live a pneumatic life.
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