The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
old people
NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
The pope just turned 90. So the Vatican had a big celibation.
Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
What do you call an old man on Viagra?
A geyser.
The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.