John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Too many graduate students are lazy. I call them the indiligentsia.
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(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Any theory about baby behaviour must have many crawleries.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Any academic who leaves the country is a subject matter export.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do professional speechwriters have to fill out a lot of rant applications?
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Do occultists have to get their Bachelor of Seance degree?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.
Blast from the past: Greek fraternity puns (and some cute little weird kids)!
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do cannibals attending university only eat the head, the buttocks and the genitals?
Because they’re so skull-ass-dick!
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