The average length of time taken for a new faculty member to attain the rank of full professor at a university is around ten years.
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I want to get a 9 to 5 job, so I’m giving up my fun-loving college lifestyle. I’m so tired of the frat race!
John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.
When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.
Too many graduate students are lazy. I call them the indiligentsia.
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Any theory about baby behaviour must have many crawleries.
Do professional speechwriters have to fill out a lot of rant applications?
Do occultists have to get their Bachelor of Seance degree?
An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.
Blast from the past: Greek fraternity puns (and some cute little weird kids)!
Why do cannibals attending university only eat the head, the buttocks and the genitals?
Because they’re so skull-ass-dick!


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