When I heard the pun about the sleepless little person, I was un imp rest.
puns about puns
Salt puns are just sodium.
Why do some men love puns? They have an extra groan-mo’ some.
WORK-LAUGH BALANCE
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun related to my area of writing and speaking — Humor in the Workplace — that might serve as a blog title or a chapter title in a book. It could related to any sub-themes related to the benefits of humor, such as ‘Laughter is the best medicine’ or ‘Humor boosts productivity and sales’ etc. ~Mike, Canmore, AB
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
- Work to Laugh, don’t live to work
- Work-Laugh Balance
- Be Sure Your Job Ha-Has Benefits
- New Business Juggernaut? We Call it Giggle.
- The Benefits of Laughter? Just Giggle It
- Snickering really satisfies you
- Guffawlow the Leader
- The Pun is Mightier
- ROFL has ROI
- Can’t Wait to Get to the Ha-Hawffice
Any pun about cloning my sister is sure to be a growin’ her.
WHO ARTED?
- Art Day’s Night
- Who Arted?
- Arty Har Har
- How Great Thou Art
- Piece Be With You
- Edge Cetera
- Etch Cetera
- Signonyms
- O Pun Minded
- SWordplay
- Drawma
We’re ambitious about puns! We’ve got plans to corny the market.
To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.
NED: I don’t take a lichen to flammable loam.
ED: What the hell are you talking about.
NED: Well – it just doesn’t pass the lit moss test!
ED: Stupidest pun ever.
NED: Was it too grass for you?
Pat’s 2007 Pun Off Punniest of Show Routine :: Puns about Puns
Pat’s 2007 Pun Off Punniest of Show Routine :: Puns about Puns
Read Pat’s first-person reportage from the 2007 Pun Off in Austin, Texas (National Post)
Most puns are just pointless yawn sequiturs. For example: tree puns are not very poplar. Gambling puns are real eye-rollers. Puns about radio frequencies should be band. Video games? No pun nintendo’d! Food puns are hard to take in ingest, and liver puns taste awful — who cares if they’re full of irony! Chicken puns are fowl, obviously, and puns about dismembered cows are absolutely a tear a bull. Islam puns are so offensive, they give me koranaries. So no mo’hammeding it up. And midget puns? Simply the lowest form of humour. The joke’s on me though: as a punster who is also Roman Catholic, I’m pretty much guaranteed never to have sects!


