In honour of America’s bday, today’s pun will suck. We bore on the 4th of July.
puns about puns
As a punster, I took a break from self loathing. That’s why I’ve been on I hate us.
Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.
Pigeon puns are pretty coo.
Our favourite movie? Lethal Web Pun.
What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.
The punster made a loaf of bread that had no crust. When asked if it was a joke, he said “Yes – it’s my rye-bald sense of humour!”
Couch puns are an example of davenportmanteau.
Punsters are biblically significant. They are har bringers of the apocolaughs.
What’s most important to a comedian?
Quality of laugh.

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