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Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?
Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!
Discarded animal entrails smell absolutely offal.
My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.
When I realized I had eaten petrified PlayDough, I nearly had a hardy tack.
I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.
Steamroller operators tend to flatter.
Miss Maddox loved collecting coins. How do I know? Because I numismatics.


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