Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.
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Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.
Windmills must love me. Every time I see one it’s like ‘Omigod, I am a huge fan.’
Never practice! Anybody who practices anything is guilty of grows in competence.
The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?
Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!
Discarded animal entrails smell absolutely offal.
My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.
When I realized I had eaten petrified PlayDough, I nearly had a hardy tack.

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