Modern environmentalists have a quasi-religious zeal. They’re like emissionaries.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
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(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)Loading...Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
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(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
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(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: I cut my leg. It’s bleeding.
ED: Quick, get a bandage.
NED: I can’t. I don’t believe in gauze.
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true. I am ragnostic.
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