Massage therapy patients can be separated into two groups: the haves, and the have-knots.
social justice
Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They’re all PETA-philes.
My socialist friend thinks that hiring non-union labour to build a partition is indie fence-able.
If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.
Monarchy is bad for the common people. When it reigns, it poors.
NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!
Prejudiced against punsters? You’re homophonic!
Which toy company believes in affirmative action?
Hasbro.
My mother is in favour of affirmative action. For example she’s convinced the government should subsidize all fees for female aboriginals who want to attend university. How can she be sure such a scheme will work? “Trust me,” she says, “it’s my woman’s Inuit-tuition.“
Noticing somebody’s skin colour is just hue man.

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