Do foreign baseball players speak pitchin’ English?
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The two pubescent cyclists just discovered the allure of heavy pedalling.
Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
My Stradivarius brand bike did not come with stopping devices. I had to install some to brake the cycle of violins.
Tricycle riders dabble in communism.
Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.
Successful matadors have a talent for not getting gored, which is very sense-a-bull.
When Sir Edmund Hillary got a chance to pitch in a baseball match, he fell asleep at the rubber. He must have thought it was Mound Have-a-Rest!
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Before integration, amputee baseball players were only allowed in the Knee Grow Leagues.

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