Climbing Mt. Everrest will make you lazy.
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To win at intramural prison softball your team needs to jail at the right time.
The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.
First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
Which Olympic event is most painful?
Hurdles.
SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there’s a divers group of people.
All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
This World Cup was one for the Guinness Book of Redcards.