Baseball is a team effort. Especially the bullpen. Everyone has to pitch inning.
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Why are there so many cigarette ads at auto races?
Because the tobacco companies will profit from car-synergic events.
I like the Winter Olympics, although they do tend to be a bit hockey after a while.
The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
As I’m a Flyers fan, the Blackhawks’ victories leave me Toews and confused.
I pray before every archery match. Aimin’ to that.
How do you tell if a soccer player is dead?
He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick.
Climbing Mt. Everrest will make you lazy.
To win at intramural prison softball your team needs to jail at the right time.
The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.