Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.
sports
The heavyweight champ had a money fist destiny.
There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
Group swimmers at the Olympics aren’t given much choice. For them, it’s synchro swim.
Why are there so many cigarette ads at auto races?
Because the tobacco companies will profit from car-synergic events.
The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
As I’m a Flyers fan, the Blackhawks’ victories leave me Toews and confused.
I pray before every archery match. Aimin’ to that.
Climbing Mt. Everrest will make you lazy.
The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.

