Why are there so many cigarette ads at auto races?
Because the tobacco companies will profit from car-synergic events.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...As I’m a Flyers fan, the Blackhawks’ victories leave me Toews and confused.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I pray before every archery match. Aimin’ to that.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Climbing Mt. Everrest will make you lazy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Which Olympic event is most painful?
Hurdles.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there’s a divers group of people.
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