The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
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Loading...As I’m a Flyers fan, the Blackhawks’ victories leave me Toews and confused.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I pray before every archery match. Aimin’ to that.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Which Olympic event is most painful?
Hurdles.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there’s a divers group of people.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.
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