Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Professional soccer is the most hard score sport there is.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What do you call a football kicker who comes through in the clutch? A big game punter.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Are Rolaids banned in the Paralympics?
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...Next season, Walter White becomes a baseball slugger, in Breaking Bat.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...When it came to basketball, Abdul-Jabbar was the Kareem of the crop.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
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