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All Puns for January, 2010

01/31/10

The Incredible Hulk ran for mayor, on a platform of not raising taxis. Over his head.

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01/30/10

When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.

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01/28/10

STATE OF THE PUN-ION

Dear Pun Gents, I’d like a pun in response to President Obama’s State of the Union speech. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The President really dropped Obama last night.
  2. There was a lot of security in Washington for the speech. They emptied all the Baracks.
  3. He promises action on Steve Jobs – and with the iPad, he’s delivered!
  4. Why is he threatening to punish Banksy?
  5. He’s repealing ‘don’t ask, don’t tell.’ Finally he has his gaze on the military!
  6. Another foreign policy blunder: a tax credit for Somali business?

Help Adam out: Comment below with your $0.02

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01/28/10

iPad? Should be ‘iPaid already’, for the iPod, the iTouch, and the iPhone. This one should be free!

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01/27/10

40 LOVE-MADS

Dear Pun Gents, we’re a women’s tennis team in Madison. A play on “Madtown”¬† or “mad” would be helpful. ¬†Most of us are over 40. ~Susan, Madison, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Mad-dames [French]
  2. Tennisisters
  3. The Racquettes
  4. The Mad-ri-gals
  5. Madisinners
  6. Madopause
  7. Madwesterners

Help Susan Out: Comment below with your $0.02

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01/27/10

Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.

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01/26/10

CAMPAIGN BUBBLE BATH

Dear Pun Gents, something funny about John McCain swimming. ~Cody, Salem, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. He’s had another stroke.
  2. Is that John McCain drowning? He sounds hanoied.
  3. He doesn’t like swimming. He shies away from blue states.
  4. When he was drowning, he couldn’t find a Bush to grab onto.
  5. John can’t swim in his home state. It’s an arid zone-a.
  6. He’s so afraid of water whenever he gets near a pool he drops a senaturd.
  7. Michael Phelp’s skills Palin comparison.

HELP CODY OUT: Comment below with your $0.02.

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01/25/10

RETURN TO SENATOR

Dear Pun Gents, I would like some puns related to the election in Massachusetts. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Health care reform suffers Brown-out
  2. Obama does penance in Mass.
  3. Insure-ection!
  4. They opened up a Kennedy wupass.
  5. Massa-chooses-shit

HELP ADAM OUT: Comment below with your $0.02.

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01/25/10

How does the the Baseball Bible start?

‘In the big inning…’

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01/24/10

TRIPLE TEAM

Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny name for a 3v3 basketball team. ~Tony, St. Louis

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Three Guys, Six Balls
  2. Nothing but Ned, Ed and Fred
  3. Slam Allelekum
  4. Dunkin Go Nuts
  5. The Three Pointer Sisters
  6. The Trouble with Triples
  7. Threedom Train

HELP TONY OUT: Comment below with your $0.02.

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