The Incredible Hulk ran for mayor, on a platform of not raising taxis. Over his head.
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STATE OF THE PUN-ION
Dear Pun Gents, I’d like a pun in response to President Obama’s State of the Union speech. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The President really dropped Obama last night.
- There was a lot of security in Washington for the speech. They emptied all the Baracks.
- He promises action on Steve Jobs – and with the iPad, he’s delivered!
- Why is he threatening to punish Banksy?
- He’s repealing ‘don’t ask, don’t tell.’ Finally he has his gaze on the military!
- Another foreign policy blunder: a tax credit for Somali business?
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Dear Pun Gents, we’re a women’s tennis team in Madison. A play on “Madtown” or “mad” would be helpful. Most of us are over 40. ~Susan, Madison, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Mad-dames [French]
- Tennisisters
- The Racquettes
- The Mad-ri-gals
- Madisinners
- Madopause
- Madwesterners
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...CAMPAIGN BUBBLE BATH
Dear Pun Gents, something funny about John McCain swimming. ~Cody, Salem, OR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- He’s had another stroke.
- Is that John McCain drowning? He sounds hanoied.
- He doesn’t like swimming. He shies away from blue states.
- When he was drowning, he couldn’t find a Bush to grab onto.
- John can’t swim in his home state. It’s an arid zone-a.
- He’s so afraid of water whenever he gets near a pool he drops a senaturd.
- Michael Phelp’s skills Palin comparison.
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Dear Pun Gents, I would like some puns related to the election in Massachusetts. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Health care reform suffers Brown-out
- Obama does penance in Mass.
- Insure-ection!
- They opened up a Kennedy wupass.
- Massa-chooses-shit
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...TRIPLE TEAM
Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny name for a 3v3 basketball team. ~Tony, St. Louis
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Three Guys, Six Balls
- Nothing but Ned, Ed and Fred
- Slam Allelekum
- Dunkin Go Nuts
- The Three Pointer Sisters
- The Trouble with Triples
- Threedom Train
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