There may be widespread food shortages in Africa, but there’s a real problem with obesity in Burkina Fatso.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Back in Sicily I operated a typesetting business. As we specialized in italics, all our numbers were crooked. It was a font for the mafia.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which celebrity microwaves his hotdogs?
Frank Zappa.
(15 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Which celebrity is rudest when raking leaves? Kurt Russell
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s a labour shortage in the auto industry. Those who put new treads on cars are all retiring.
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