When I have to kiss my relatives at family functions, it’s like the coming of the pack o’ lips.
Pun of the Day
There’s a rom-com about a girl marrying an insurance agent, they call it Love, Actuarially
Ophthalmology puns make me glassy eyed. I don’t like vitreous humor.
Why do the Gents love a ‘chocolate mousse’ pun?
Because they are French and orignal.
I sell plastic pens. I’m kind of a Bic deal.
There should be no tax on stupidity. It’s one of our basic free dumbs.
Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
Clark Kent takes direction from his hat. Because, you know, it’s his Super visor.
I hate going to Belgium. All that hustle and Brussels!
Which Smurf nemesis has bad breath?

