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02/12/2023

If they ever catch the Swamp Thing, it will prove once and for all there is life on marsh.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

02/12/2023

Cows eat grass. They’re lawn mooers.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

02/11/2023

I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

02/10/2023

The stockbroker turned motivational speaker traded insecurities.

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02/10/2023

When I arrived home from farming the fields, my wife suggested I be seeded. She gave me a baleful look. There was bad news. It appears someone stole harvest. “Somebody dung us wrong, in an awful manure,” she said. I was upset, and wanted to cull the crops, so they could catch the fallow. “I till you, he must sty!” Such events make farmers almanac. Indeed, it seems like part of a larger plot, made my mind acre just threshing out the possibilities. When I finish with him, he won’t be live, stocking at all.

(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

02/09/2023

If you go to CERN but you bring your own hadron collider, they’ll make you pay a quarkage fee.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

02/09/2023

Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.

(10 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

02/08/2023

To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie

(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

02/08/2023

Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

02/06/2023

The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)