Those with low red blood cell counts may be declared anemia the state.
Pun of the Day
I don’t like rich people. Buncha swankers.
When Cheesus started his muenstery, he wanted to save people from edam-nation. The numbers in hell gruyere by year. And the devil was evil like the mythical gorgon zola, but cheddar days were ahead.
Exam markers are just employees mass grading as professors.
Before ice cream, Ben and Jerry worked in software, you know, hawkin’ DOS.
Oozing with mystery, the Ancient Greeks were Minoan for their seCrete societies.
My spit doesn’t sink. It’s so phlegm buoyant.
A town dump is the original pile it project.
Those who sell their possessions out of necessity are pawned scum.
I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.


