Interest rates in Japan are compounded sumo-annually.
Pun of the Day
Do babies search using GooGool?
The unwritten 11th commandment was “Thou shalt not bray like an animal.” But it was never officially goatified.
Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
The Chinese translation of a word is its sinonym.
In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.
Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!
Greece is known for its Aegean population.
Wheat farmers always play the lottery. They want to win now.

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