Cheerleading spectacles are a lot of pom and circumstance.
Pun of the Day
Clarinetists reed music.
I deserted from Genghis Khan. I swore I wouldn’t join Mongol Sam’s army.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
Grizzly bear pickup lines: ‘What’s ursine?’
My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
Don’t ask us to make puns about voyeurism. It’s not our perv view.
Some politicians are in the pocket of the mapmakers lobby, and other spatial interest groups.
I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.

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