The nerdiest rock band ever?
Deep Urkel.
The nerdiest rock band ever?
Deep Urkel.
For unemployed physicists, the Large Hadron Collider is a make-quark project.
The lazy priest had a mass idle tendencies.
When my friend fell off the cliff I thought he meant to do it, because I didn’t hear any voice of descent.
When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
If you don’t get into heaven, take soulless.
Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
Aspiring HVAC contractors should make sure they have their ducts in a row.
To win at intramural prison softball your team needs to jail at the right time.