The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
Pun of the Day
Ridley Scott couldn’t sell the set from his 1979 movie because there was a lien on it.
Was Helen Keller born without hearing? Deaf innately not.
When I saw the large Rocky Mountain deer getting beat up, all in a row, I was shocked. It was an elk-align battery.
The loan shark quoted a ridiculously extortionate rate. I said, ‘are usurious?
Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything?
Because he had ice in the back of his head!
I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.
Baking has a lot of rules. There are a lot of doughs and donuts.
The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.
It’s rude to confront somebody about their body odour. Except a Costa Rican.


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