YOUNG PEOPLE FILIBUSTERING

Dear Pun Gents, a pun about young people and politics. ~Asghar, London, UK (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It’s sad that teenagers see political involvement as a youthless gesture.
  2. How to get young men interested in politics? Two words: Pornstitutional Bonarchy
  3. The U.S. constitution does NOT start ‘Wii, the people…’
  4. Underage voters could elect a minor-ity government.
  5. You don’t need pubes to serve the public.
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IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER WALLY

Dear Pun Gents,  I need a pun for a pub crawl with theme “Where’s Wally?” ~Barry, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Be Where of Wally?
  2. The Wally Crawly
  3. Join us at the Waldo-Astoria
  4. Don’t be a Wally-flower
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YOU GOTTA BE LEAVE

Dear Pun Gents, a pun about Clipper Teas. ~Ashley, Birmingham, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. You’re heading down a Clipper-y slurp.
  2. We’re potheads!
  3. So incredibly fantastic, you’ll think it was Fairy Trade
  4. In France, they baguette. In England, we bag it.
  5. We have steep pockets.
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CLUTTER ME UP

Dear Pun Gents, I have a friend who is thinking of starting a home organizing business where they organize your clutter. Her last name is Cruze and her nickname is Cruzer. I’m looking for punny names to call this company. ~Wang, Minneapolis, MN (long time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Clutterfly Effect
  2. Cruze Control
  3. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Clutter!
  4. Clutter Cruzers
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THE POSTMAN ALWAYS DRINKS TWICE

Dear Pun Gents, I work for the UK’s Royal Mail (our national Postal Service) on the sales team. We have three teams in the office and our team is notoriously bad at coming up with a good name. The two main services we sell are called Tracked and Packetpost and we enjoy a good drink. Gin’ll Fix It has already gone and we need something wittier than this! Please help. ~Lyndsey, Chicester, West Sussex, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ahead of the Package
  2. It’ll beer here soon
  3. Hot Fee Mails
  4. Booze De-livery
  5. Pickup Artists
  6. Large Package Handlers
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…WHAT A PUNDERFUL WORLD

Dear Pun Gents, a pun about the beauty of life. ~Jill, Edmonton, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Laugh is beautiful
2. Like the man who survives cancer knows – tumor ‘ow’ is another day
3. All you need is life
4. Life is a real sun off a beach
5. Happiness is a warm pun.

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CAKE PANDEMONIUM

Dear Pun Gents, Heidi from cloud control is in business as a cake racketeer, what should her slogan be? ~Emma, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Pastry de resistance
  2. Bucake
  3. I’m a cakey muthaf******
  4. Let them cake meet!
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PHONE BALONEY

Dear Pun Gents, I need a good name for a giveaway that a company involved with phones and bluetooth devices does every Friday. ~Torin, Snoqualmie, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Pho… Pho… Phone!  Merry Xmas!
  2. Phone-me of the State
  3. Catching Phlies with Phoney
  4. The bluetooth and nothing but the bluetooth
  5. John Wilkes Bluetooth
  6. It’s a call amity!
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BAND ON THE PUN

Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny band name pun. ~Mikey, Plattsburgh, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Band Aid
  2. Songofabitch
  3. Of Chorus
  4. Recorduroy
  5. The Strolling Strones
  6. Living Color Me Badly Drawn Boy George Michael Jackson Five for Fighting Miss Daisy
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MADE TO ORDERBY

Dear Pun Gents, a roller derby name related to the NY Yankees (Not Bronx Bombers), Harry Potter, or video games. ~Dee, Norwich, CT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Jeterbugs
  2. Damaged Yankees
  3. A-rod and Stick
  4. Hogwarts Warthogs
  5. Snapers
  6. Halofire
  7. Wiisels
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