The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I made a pun in springtime. It was a May zing.
(12 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...The guy at the bar in charge of karaoke requests never picks me. I feel like I’m ode.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I saw my dog playing poker, so I yelled at it, ‘Eu-cre!’
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is farting out bubbles a sin?
Because – it’s blast-foamy!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In summertime, stuffing your fridge with drinks is of party cooler importance.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...ED: Do you like this abstract painting?
NED: No. Modern art makes me want to regurgiTate.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, it Turners my stomach.
ED: Oh my.
NED: If you’ll excuse me – now I have to get up Van Gogh to the bathroom!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Olympic figure skaters are so competitive—that’s why their outfits are covered in sequins.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Don’t overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load.
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