When the world’s shortest woman landed at the airport, I was centimetre.
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Yes, to misquote the Latin proverb, arsest celery fart ’em.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...After they were massacred in the Clone Wars, there was a darth of jedi.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The man with a pair of aborted goats wanted everyone’s sympathy, claiming he had two fetus kids.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Knitting makes me yarn for the good old days. These days I have nothing but looming deadlines!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There are a lot of park benches in the seaty part of town.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...There are no good puns about pasta, other than a fusilli remarks.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Central American economy … What Mexico?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Please show me your belly button.
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s a matter of national security. Please, show me your belly button!
ED: What are you talking about. Go away!
NED: I’m collecting navel intelligence!!
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