I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Too much cereal gives me my grains.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...A thirsty Frenchman is still quite soif.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Prisoners are allowed to grow vegetables – it’s in their con tract. Although, staff should always be garden them.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Bullying is everywhere! Even a slice of bread, who was too shy to talk to the other slices of bread, was accused of acting a loaf.
(5 votes, average: 1.60 out of 5)Loading...Don’t knock lazy people. They are the most into-resting.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Most newspaper editors have typo-negative blood.
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