Afghanistan may not have the Internet, but they are kings of Khyber space.
I’m a food voyeur, but every fricassee disturbs me.
To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
Sleep? There’s a nap for that.
I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
Chiquita: A woman’s favourite banana.
Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.
If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.


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